I Don't Trust 5th Graders To Go To Washington

February 16, 2024 00:40:08
I Don't Trust 5th Graders To Go To Washington
Kid Life Podcast
I Don't Trust 5th Graders To Go To Washington

Feb 16 2024 | 00:40:08

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Host: Amir

In this episode, Join Amir as he is joined by his siblings Bralynn and Edison and they dive into a myriad of topics ranging from upcoming school breaks to YouTube recommendations. As they share their experiences and opinions, listeners are treated to a rollercoaster ride of laughter, sibling rivalry, and unexpected tangents. From discussing the fairness of school breaks to debating the merits of various YouTubers, the conversation flows effortlessly, showcasing the unique dynamics of their friendship. Along the way, they reminisce about past adventures, poke fun at each other's quirks, and even invite their dad to chime in on the discussion. With each passing minute, the energy remains high as they close out the episode with promises of future content and a call to action for their audience to engage on social media. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, camaraderie, and genuine childhood antics in this entertaining episode of the Kid Life podcast.

 

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Episode Transcript

[00:00:15] Speaker A: And welcome back to the K to Life podcast. It's your host, Amir. And I'm back with another episode today. So before we get started, I gotta introduce my guests for today. Remember last episode, I had my friends, amir and my brother, Edison again. So, Edison is back for the fourth episode. Edison, say hello. [00:00:37] Speaker B: Hi. [00:00:39] Speaker A: Do not see you got muted last episode because you were yelling, don't be doing that again, bro. Okay. All right. And then my next guest is not Zamir today. Zamir will be on the next episode, probably. But today's guest is my sister, Braylon. [00:00:57] Speaker C: Hi. [00:00:59] Speaker A: Yeah, hi. Okay, so, well, we're going to start off like this. How was everybody's week? [00:01:06] Speaker B: Good. [00:01:07] Speaker C: Long. [00:01:09] Speaker B: Well, yeah. Tiring into detail. [00:01:12] Speaker A: Edison, what was so good about your week? [00:01:15] Speaker B: Playing video games, going to school, playing with my friends. That's it. Going to school and learning. [00:01:24] Speaker A: That's it. You're a geek. [00:01:26] Speaker B: No, I'm not. [00:01:28] Speaker A: You think learning is a good thing? Anyways, Braylon, what about you? Into detail. What made your week so long? [00:01:35] Speaker C: My week was very long because I had school and then. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Are you sick? [00:01:44] Speaker A: No. [00:01:45] Speaker B: You should have muted yourself on that. [00:01:51] Speaker C: I had school, and then I had a beta convention, a senior beta convention. And it was just super overwhelming because it was so many people in such a small area. [00:02:02] Speaker A: And how'd that go? How'd the competition, the convention go? [00:02:06] Speaker C: Like I said, it was very long and overwhelming. But I did compete in black and white photography, and I placed second. Good. Which I was happy for. And I also competed in speech, which I didn't place in. But I'm also happy I didn't place in speech, because I'm not a public speaker. [00:02:30] Speaker A: Yeah, not a lot of people are. I'm not a public speaker. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Either. [00:02:33] Speaker A: I stage right. Neither am I, unless I'm playing a sport. But anyway, that's not. [00:02:39] Speaker C: All right, wait, you can't consider that. [00:02:42] Speaker A: No, because people get. No, if you're playing a sport. Some people get scared, actually, like getting into the game. [00:02:47] Speaker C: They get nervous. But that's not called stage fright. They're just called nervous. [00:02:50] Speaker A: I call it stage fright because it. [00:02:52] Speaker C: But you're not on a stage. [00:02:55] Speaker B: Wait, you are in front of a lot of people. [00:03:02] Speaker C: That's not a stage, though. That's just an audience. [00:03:05] Speaker A: All right. Anyways, I had a very tiring week. I had basketball early this morning at 10:00. [00:03:14] Speaker B: School game. [00:03:15] Speaker A: School was kind of boring. [00:03:17] Speaker B: Real boring. [00:03:19] Speaker A: School was very boring. And then. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Boring. [00:03:24] Speaker C: Do you not remember what you did? [00:03:26] Speaker A: Oh, I do. I was learning about math, Ela, science. [00:03:35] Speaker B: What specifically, though. [00:03:37] Speaker A: I know I'm getting into that. I was being sarcastic. Anyway, in Ela, Ela was kind of boring, but we were learning about the Harlem Renaissance, which I found kind of interesting. And then math, we're doing. [00:03:53] Speaker B: Dividing fractions. [00:03:55] Speaker A: Multiplying fractions, dividing fractions, all that stuff. [00:03:58] Speaker B: I knew you were going to say. Dividing fractions, all that jazz. [00:04:03] Speaker C: Wait, what grade? [00:04:04] Speaker A: Your fifth. He's in fifth, I'm in fourth, and then I have. No, I'm in third, and then I have three. [00:04:12] Speaker B: Speak, Amir Edison. [00:04:13] Speaker A: Why tell you about interrupting anyways? [00:04:16] Speaker C: Speaking his mind. Why are you talking to my little brother like that? [00:04:21] Speaker B: Okay, well, youngest brother, anyways. [00:04:26] Speaker A: I have three science projects, a home project, and then two projects I have to do in school. I completed the two of them. I still got to do the home project. I did the research. I just have to get the poster board and complete it. Since it's black history month, we're doing this poster board thing about very famous people in black history. [00:04:49] Speaker B: This is what I'm learning in Ela. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Nobody cares. [00:04:53] Speaker B: Which is Hectori. [00:04:54] Speaker C: I care. [00:04:55] Speaker B: History is boring. Okay, well, history isn't that boring, but we learn about slavery. What black. [00:05:07] Speaker A: They teach about slavery over here. [00:05:09] Speaker B: Yes. What black people went through during the 19,000 and 18,803rd graders, bro. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Third graders. I'm telling you. Oh, and someone has a birthday coming up, if I'm not wrong, since we're. [00:05:31] Speaker C: On the topic of talking about. [00:05:32] Speaker B: Edison. [00:05:34] Speaker C: Edison, when's your birthday? [00:05:35] Speaker B: February 20 eigth, 2015. [00:05:38] Speaker C: Wait, ill. You're on a. Well, I guess that's not technically a leap day. The 29th is the leap day. [00:05:45] Speaker B: Yeah, for this year. [00:05:46] Speaker A: If he was on a leap day, how old would he be? Like, two or three. [00:05:50] Speaker C: I actually don't know how that works. [00:05:52] Speaker B: I would be two. [00:05:53] Speaker A: A leap year. [00:05:53] Speaker C: I think you're doing the math wrong. [00:05:55] Speaker A: A leap year comes around every two years. [00:06:00] Speaker C: I had a friend who. I was born on a leap year. How did that. I'm about to look it up on Google. [00:06:06] Speaker B: I wish that I was born on. [00:06:09] Speaker A: January 1, because I thought I heard someone say that four years is two years. If your birthday is on a leap year. [00:06:17] Speaker C: Those born on the day don't always get to celebrate the actual birthday since the date occurs only four years. Someone born on a leap day typically celebrates birthdays. So it's four years on February 20 eigth or March 1. Wait, in 2016, you'd be eight years old or what? I don't know how it works. [00:06:44] Speaker B: This is really confusing. [00:06:45] Speaker A: Maybe let me look it up. [00:06:48] Speaker C: I don't know. I had a friend in my class who was born on a leap year, but I don't remember. I don't think it works like that. I don't think we're created to set up like that. Even if we are born on a leap day, I feel like we still turn another age the next year. It's just we don't celebrate. It's just we don't get the chance to celebrate on that day. [00:07:11] Speaker A: Says someone born on leap day typically celebrates birthdays on February 20. [00:07:17] Speaker C: I literally just read that. [00:07:18] Speaker A: I know. Literally just read. So I'm thinking maybe that even if it's not their actual birthday, they celebrate on those days because technically, they're still growing. I think they still grow in the average human way. [00:07:33] Speaker B: Do you want to know why I wish my birthday was on January 1, which is New Year's day. [00:07:39] Speaker A: Why? [00:07:40] Speaker B: Because people would be celebrating New Year's and my birthday. [00:07:45] Speaker A: I have a friend whose birthday is on January 1. Who? [00:07:48] Speaker C: Edison. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Do you spell your name with a t? No, E-D-I-S-O-M-I thought Edison. [00:07:56] Speaker C: Edison could have been silent, y'all. [00:07:59] Speaker B: It could have been, but true. You could put it. [00:08:04] Speaker A: I saw a video. This kid came in a classroom. He said, hi, my name is Ethan. Without the k, teachers said, I know there's no k in Ethan. Anyways, moving on. Edison has a birthday coming up. Blah, blah, blah. You think social studies is right? [00:08:27] Speaker C: What we're not doing? Is that okay? [00:08:32] Speaker B: I need to listen to my older sister. [00:08:34] Speaker A: As you should listen to your elder. [00:08:38] Speaker B: You got to listen to her, too. [00:08:40] Speaker A: So this is for me and Edison, because Brylen does not want to be in this. [00:08:46] Speaker C: Why are you asking a question that I can't be included in? [00:08:48] Speaker A: Okay, fine. I don't know if you want to be included. Edison, who do you think our youtuber of the week should be? I already know who it is, but. [00:08:54] Speaker B: Who do you think it should be? [00:08:56] Speaker A: Y'all don't watch who I watch, so. [00:08:58] Speaker C: I can't say anything. [00:09:00] Speaker A: Say something. I don't. [00:09:10] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:09:11] Speaker B: Edison. [00:09:11] Speaker C: What's his name? [00:09:15] Speaker A: Mark? [00:09:16] Speaker B: That cooking guy. [00:09:20] Speaker A: QCP. [00:09:21] Speaker B: No. [00:09:22] Speaker A: Bioshi. [00:09:23] Speaker B: Yes, him. [00:09:25] Speaker A: No. [00:09:29] Speaker B: Wait, no, it's not him. It's not him. [00:09:31] Speaker A: All right, we'll skip this. We'll come back to this later. We'll come back to this later. [00:09:34] Speaker B: Face love. [00:09:35] Speaker A: Okay, Mr. [00:09:37] Speaker B: Beast. [00:09:45] Speaker C: I'm disappointed in you. [00:09:49] Speaker A: How very. [00:09:51] Speaker C: We need to get you on some. Do you even watch, Mr. Beast? [00:09:54] Speaker B: Yes. [00:09:56] Speaker C: We need to get you some better youtubers. [00:09:59] Speaker B: Eo flicks, hoop flicks. Do y'all every flicks. [00:10:04] Speaker C: When y'all watch YouTube, what do y'all watch on YouTube? What do y'all like to watch on YouTube? [00:10:08] Speaker B: Mr. B. Shiloh and bros. That's him. [00:10:12] Speaker A: I watch YouTube shorts a lot. So I watch a lot of things. [00:10:16] Speaker B: This is what I watch on YouTube. I watch fortnite videos, of course. How to level up on Fortnite, how to get XP on Fortnite, how to get free skins on Fortnite, and how. [00:10:30] Speaker A: To sit back and relax, because it's a long list. [00:10:34] Speaker B: And I watch Jesser and I watch Mr. Beast, and I watch phase rug. I watch hoopflicks and field flicks. That's it. That's ten YouTube things. [00:10:51] Speaker A: Yeah, because he refuses to let the list go on. [00:10:54] Speaker B: No, I do not. Those are the ten things that I watch. [00:10:59] Speaker A: Okay. [00:11:00] Speaker B: I watched the Fortnite videos at night. I watched a few last night because I stayed up last night. [00:11:10] Speaker A: Can we move, please? [00:11:12] Speaker B: Okay. [00:11:13] Speaker C: I can't even say that I need to put him on better youtubers because I don't even. Please be specific. Like, well, I watch gaming videos. That's what I watch on YouTube. I don't think I really watch anything else on YouTube. [00:11:29] Speaker A: He just did that gaming. [00:11:31] Speaker C: But I don't watch people play Fortnite. I watch people play horror games and decision based games. I'm not a Fortnite person. [00:11:46] Speaker B: And I watch YouTube shorts sometimes. Not all the time. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Sometimes. Anyways. Okay, we're only going to do three subjects today and then we're going to talk about something else. Sound. Just the normal stuff. Some stuff that's happened. [00:12:03] Speaker C: I need to look at your computer because. [00:12:06] Speaker A: Why? [00:12:08] Speaker C: What are your topics? [00:12:10] Speaker A: My topics? [00:12:11] Speaker C: Yeah, I have a lot of topics. What are your topics that you are about to. [00:12:17] Speaker A: That's a surprise. This is Braylon's first episode. As you know, as Edison and Zamir were surprised by what subjects were going to be. [00:12:29] Speaker C: Then again, talk to me. I'm a whole five years older than you. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Then again, fine. [00:12:35] Speaker A: If you let me move on, then you'll find out. [00:12:38] Speaker C: Okay. [00:12:40] Speaker B: Are you 16? [00:12:42] Speaker C: Yes. [00:12:42] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:44] Speaker A: She just said she's five years older than me. I'm eleven. [00:12:46] Speaker B: Do the math. [00:12:49] Speaker C: If my little brother wants to ask me questions, he can ask me questions. You're not giving twin energy. [00:12:56] Speaker A: Okay, I'm sorry. All right. Anyways, moving on. I wonder if you want to do this one. Have you watched any movies this week? [00:13:09] Speaker C: Next. [00:13:12] Speaker A: Tv shows. [00:13:14] Speaker B: Next. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Have you played any games? [00:13:22] Speaker B: Next. You know what? [00:13:26] Speaker C: If you get me on the topic of watching a tv show. I don't think I've watched. I have watched a tv show, but it's a tv show that I watch over and over. It's the Flash. I've watched the Flash. [00:13:36] Speaker B: Oh, I know. [00:13:38] Speaker A: Family are big. We're big flash fans. Specifically me, Berlin, and my dad. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Edison, we got to get you on some flash, bro. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Well, your brother's bad. I did watch some seasons. [00:13:49] Speaker A: He watched from season five to season nine. [00:13:52] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Those are the bad ones. [00:13:56] Speaker A: Actually. [00:13:58] Speaker C: No, shut up. Because they were all bad. [00:14:01] Speaker A: Meaning because they can't stand against the OG seasons. [00:14:06] Speaker C: No, they were just horrible. There was no standing against nothing. [00:14:09] Speaker A: They were just horrible. [00:14:10] Speaker B: Well, season one was horrible. [00:14:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Season five was the last decent season. I think season five could have been better without Nora. I just didn't like how dramatic she was. [00:14:23] Speaker A: I mean, she's from the future. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Then again, that was the whole premise of season five. [00:14:28] Speaker A: Exactly. What was so bad? [00:14:29] Speaker B: Season six. Bad season six. [00:14:32] Speaker C: There was just too much going on. Season six. You had Ramsey with the little. I don't even know what things were called. [00:14:38] Speaker A: You're right. [00:14:39] Speaker C: And then you had that. [00:14:40] Speaker A: The mirror lady. Yeah. [00:14:41] Speaker C: And Iris was stuck in the mirror verse for most of the season, and that was annoying. And she didn't come out until season seven. And season seven, Barry had absolutely lost his mind. [00:14:55] Speaker A: No, that one, actually, just that part of the season where Barry lost his mind was actually cool because it led to a bigger plot. [00:15:02] Speaker C: Bigger plot that didn't make any sense. Why do we have those? [00:15:06] Speaker A: The forces and whatnot? [00:15:08] Speaker C: That just felt like a filler. I needed a big bad. I'm sorry. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Edison. [00:15:12] Speaker B: This is the season that I don't understand. How did Barry and Oliver switch bodies? Well, I don't know that. [00:15:24] Speaker A: Edison, I believe you don't get a. [00:15:26] Speaker B: Say to this, because if you have not watched season one or anything like. [00:15:31] Speaker C: That, we're going to have to get season one. Two. [00:15:34] Speaker A: He just said, season one sucks. [00:15:36] Speaker B: I've seen season one. [00:15:37] Speaker A: He's crazy. [00:15:38] Speaker B: Season one. Season one does. [00:15:40] Speaker C: Okay, first and foremost, your judgment means nothing, considering you have no delay in. [00:15:45] Speaker A: This, because you have never seen them. [00:15:47] Speaker C: Season one was an amazing opener. Is it their best season? No, but it's an amazing opener to the entire thing. It's actually the premise of the entire show. [00:15:59] Speaker B: Well, I feel like one of the. [00:16:01] Speaker A: Reasons that season one was not their best season was because Iris and Barry took so long to be together and stuff. They waited till, like, season two or three. [00:16:11] Speaker B: I'll give it to the first episode, but the rest were. [00:16:17] Speaker A: The first episode is never the best, Edison. [00:16:21] Speaker B: The first episode was fairly good. [00:16:23] Speaker C: Like I said, season one was an excellent. It was a good kickoff. It was completely by the comic with reverse Flash, Harrison Wells. [00:16:33] Speaker A: Speaking of reverse Flash, why do they keep bringing him back upgraded as a villain? [00:16:38] Speaker C: You don't. Well, because that's Barry's forever enemy. [00:16:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:43] Speaker C: I don't understand why bringing him back. [00:16:46] Speaker A: Thawn is the one enemy that haunts his life. [00:16:49] Speaker C: I think bringing him back in season five was good. Using him as a way to defeat or. No, using Nora. He used Nora. I think that was a really good line. The way he tricked. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Like, when he was manipulating Nora, it really kind of messed up her relationship with Barry. But still, those are the kind of things that happen in those shows, really. [00:17:21] Speaker C: But I think that was really good. Bringing him back in season nine was just disgusting. It was kind of irrelevant. But everything past season six was irrelevant. [00:17:32] Speaker A: Past season. [00:17:33] Speaker B: Okay, can we go to movie season nine? [00:17:35] Speaker A: The last episode, that was when he went like Megathon, right? [00:17:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:40] Speaker A: The last episode of season nine, that was when he went like Mega. [00:17:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:44] Speaker A: He had that black suit on. He had red lightning. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Yeah. I did not like that. [00:17:50] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure that was the last episode. So dad was right. [00:17:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway, it was the last episode. Can we go to movie now? Because I have seen a movie the past few days. [00:18:01] Speaker C: Go, Edison. Talk about your movie. [00:18:04] Speaker B: I've seen space Jam and a legacy about three times, and I saw it with LeBron James. Yes. [00:18:11] Speaker A: You're so innocent. [00:18:13] Speaker C: You're like eleven, bro. [00:18:15] Speaker B: I'm not. [00:18:16] Speaker C: I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about you're so innocent. [00:18:33] Speaker A: Both of you, out right now. But I won't go. [00:18:37] Speaker C: Edison. [00:18:38] Speaker B: So I've seen space Jam, a new legacy three or two times. It was probably three, but. So I have seen that the past few days. And it's a really good movie. It's a really good movie. [00:19:01] Speaker A: Raylon's been trying to look at my computer. [00:19:03] Speaker C: But you had a list of topics right there. [00:19:06] Speaker B: But the only part that I didn't like was when Bugs did the in and out crossover. [00:19:14] Speaker A: Step back. [00:19:15] Speaker B: That's the only part that I did not like. [00:19:20] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna need you to try to do an in n out crossover step back in a game. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Okay. [00:19:29] Speaker C: My brother can do it. I believe in him. [00:19:31] Speaker B: Well, then you should come to my game. [00:19:33] Speaker A: Never seen your brother play basketball. [00:19:36] Speaker C: I have complete faith in my brother. [00:19:38] Speaker B: Well, then you should come to my. [00:19:40] Speaker A: Speaking of basketball. I scored 14 points today. [00:19:42] Speaker B: All my. No one cares. Yeah. [00:19:52] Speaker C: We got to work on your. Dappa. What in the world? Why do you grip? Just let it go. Why do you grip? [00:19:59] Speaker A: That's what you're supposed to. You're supposed to grip and then you let go. [00:20:02] Speaker C: You are holding on for a hot. [00:20:04] Speaker A: Second because some people always grip in my hand and be like, look. And then I let it go because they're always gripping my hand. [00:20:11] Speaker C: Anyway, you all need some refreshments. When you all do this podcast, you all need to have like some. [00:20:15] Speaker A: Oh, I know. [00:20:16] Speaker C: Snacks and some beverages. [00:20:18] Speaker A: I'm going to look into that. [00:20:19] Speaker B: Me. Amir, on the last episode, we had. [00:20:22] Speaker A: Drink in the last. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Yeah, we had minute made. [00:20:28] Speaker A: It was not minimade. [00:20:30] Speaker B: Yes, it was. It was mellow. No. Yeah, it was mellow yellow. Investments on refreshments. [00:20:42] Speaker A: I got you talk about investments of refreshments. [00:20:47] Speaker B: Some drinks and some snacks. Thank you for asking him, Brayden. Oh, I said Brayden. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna talk to y'all real quick while she talks to him. Anyways, so moving on, we're gonna talk about the upcoming vacations and stuff. [00:21:12] Speaker C: Where are you going for me? [00:21:15] Speaker A: So I have an upcoming break next week, and I am going to either Atlanta or Denmark. [00:21:23] Speaker B: No, Denmark. [00:21:24] Speaker C: Why? [00:21:26] Speaker A: Because my mom lives in Atlanta and. [00:21:28] Speaker B: Our aunt lives in Denmark. [00:21:32] Speaker A: I haven't seen my aunt in a while. She told me the next time I see her, I get to drive her car. [00:21:38] Speaker C: No. [00:21:39] Speaker A: Oh, well, I'm doing. [00:21:40] Speaker C: You're too short to reach the pedals. [00:21:42] Speaker B: I am not. [00:21:43] Speaker A: I've actually sat in the front seat of a car before. I can actually reach the pedals. [00:21:46] Speaker C: You're too short to reach the pedals. No, the only way you can reach the pedals is by scooting the chair up. [00:21:52] Speaker A: You're too short to see over the dashboard. [00:21:54] Speaker C: I can see over the dashboard perfectly fine. I just got to scoot the chair up. Kind of have you to the steering wheel. [00:22:00] Speaker A: Have you driven before? Have you driven your mom's car? [00:22:02] Speaker C: I have my license. [00:22:04] Speaker A: Good for you. [00:22:07] Speaker C: Yes, I have driven a car. [00:22:09] Speaker B: Good for you. [00:22:10] Speaker C: Would you like to see proof? [00:22:11] Speaker B: Yes. [00:22:12] Speaker A: No, I'm good. [00:22:13] Speaker B: Yes. [00:22:13] Speaker C: You want to see my driver's license? [00:22:14] Speaker B: Edison? Yes. [00:22:15] Speaker C: See, this is why Edison's my favorite. [00:22:18] Speaker B: What? It looks so cool, y'all. [00:22:22] Speaker A: I feel so offended. Bradley, you're supposed to be my twin. [00:22:26] Speaker C: Why are you like that? [00:22:27] Speaker A: Are you changing? Why you did me like that, man? [00:22:30] Speaker C: Because you didn't want to see my license. That's not twin. [00:22:35] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, guys, by the way, this totally off topic, but I'm going to say this anyway. I just posted a YouTube channel. [00:22:42] Speaker B: Really? [00:22:43] Speaker A: I have not put out any videos yet, but I have posted a YouTube channel. [00:22:46] Speaker B: What's up, YouTube channel? [00:22:49] Speaker A: Podcast stuff. I don't know. No, I don't know yet. [00:22:52] Speaker C: Then why do you have one? What's your YouTube called? Kid Life podcast. [00:22:56] Speaker A: Yes. W if it doesn't come up, just put it with, say, kid life podcast with Amir. So, guys, moving on. Edison. Oh, wait. I was going to say there was a movie I watched today. It was called Lift with Kevin Hart. It was actually a good movie. [00:23:15] Speaker C: You spell your name with an I? [00:23:17] Speaker A: Yes. A-M-I-R. Jinx by white out. [00:23:22] Speaker B: I got you first. [00:23:23] Speaker A: No, you didn't. [00:23:24] Speaker B: Yes, I did. [00:23:25] Speaker A: Fire. [00:23:26] Speaker B: I got you first. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Jinx. Blackout. Whiteout. [00:23:28] Speaker B: I got you first. [00:23:29] Speaker C: No, you all are so kid. I got you first. [00:23:38] Speaker A: Braylon, do you have an upcoming break? I got you from school. No. [00:23:45] Speaker B: You'Re in high school. [00:23:46] Speaker A: Okay, what grade, bro? [00:23:52] Speaker C: I don't really have a break. I have spring break. But that's not really until the end of March. [00:24:00] Speaker A: At the end of March we have spring break too. The whole friggin fifth grade. Or whoever paid for it and signed up for it. Oh my God. Somebody kick you out? [00:24:18] Speaker C: Are we going to edit that out? [00:24:21] Speaker B: Maybe. [00:24:22] Speaker A: I don't think I'll hear it anyways. So the week before spring break, whoever signed up and paid for it is going to Washington, the fifth graders, for four days. And then they get Friday off from school. [00:24:39] Speaker B: That really isn't fair for the first, 2nd, third, and fourth. Say that again. [00:24:45] Speaker A: So the fifth graders who paid and signed up for a trip the week before spring break, they get to go to Washington for four days. So that means no school for them. And even the kids that didn't sign up for it and didn't pay for it, they don't even have school because all the teachers going to be gone. And then the whole fifth grade gets that Friday off. We'll be back by then. Or whoever signed up. Because I didn't. I didn't go. I'm not going. [00:25:17] Speaker B: Hey, comment below if you think that is unfair for first through fifth grade. I mean kindergarten through fourth, please. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Fair. Y'all are kindergarten, 1st, 2nd, third, and fourth graders. We're not going to trust y'all to go to Washington. [00:25:35] Speaker C: I don't trust fifth graders to go to Washington. [00:25:38] Speaker B: Excuse me, I trust college. [00:25:40] Speaker A: I just want to been to Washington twice. That's why I'm not interested. [00:25:45] Speaker B: Comment if you think that is unfair for kindergarten. [00:25:51] Speaker A: This ain't YouTube, bro. You tell me. Comment down below. [00:25:55] Speaker B: This is a podcast that you say it every time. [00:25:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, comment like when you go to look at my podcast, there's a comment section. Comment. Comment down below. You tell me comment down below. This not YouTube, bro. [00:26:11] Speaker B: Why are you talking to my brother like this? [00:26:15] Speaker C: And your dad ain't still come back with no refreshment. [00:26:18] Speaker B: I didn't say comment down below. [00:26:20] Speaker C: Yes, you did. [00:26:21] Speaker A: I said he didn't say he was getting them. Now ain't. [00:26:26] Speaker B: I don't believe he did. If he is, I'm going to be so mad. [00:26:35] Speaker A: Anyway, we've been funny, so we can go off topic. I'm tired, guys. I'm really. [00:26:45] Speaker B: My leg hurts. [00:26:47] Speaker A: So irrelevant. Edison was being so off topic. Edison? Ever since he was born, his whole life, he has been off topic about stuff all the time. [00:27:01] Speaker C: That sounds like an insult. And I don't appreciate you insulting my little brother. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. I'm just saying, every time we're in a conversation, Edison goes off topic. [00:27:14] Speaker C: Like, if we're talking about, he lightens the mood. Are you mad because you don't make people smile? No, I'm joking. [00:27:22] Speaker A: If we're talking about, like, a basketball game or something, Edison will be like, I'm hungry, I want food, or my leg hurts. [00:27:27] Speaker C: Because that's very related, bro. [00:27:29] Speaker B: If his leg hurt, his leg hurt, it'd be okay. [00:27:32] Speaker A: That's a bad example. Edison, give us an example of a one time you went off topic. Oh, my God. I don't have an example because luckily, I told Edison a few times. Enough. He stopped doing it. [00:27:50] Speaker B: But don't go. Don't I suck at Fortnite? Psych. [00:27:57] Speaker A: No kidding. [00:27:59] Speaker B: I do not suck. No. [00:28:05] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Y'all are wild. Imagine I'll get in your chair. [00:28:13] Speaker B: Amir's the one that's wild because he did it first. [00:28:17] Speaker A: What'd I do? I just raised my chair, that's all. Guys. [00:28:21] Speaker C: No, I raised my chair, and they followed me. [00:28:23] Speaker A: How do you raise limb? I can't stand Braylon being taller than me. [00:28:28] Speaker C: I'm already taller than you. Show my little brother how to raise his chair. [00:28:32] Speaker B: No. [00:28:33] Speaker C: Fine. [00:28:34] Speaker B: Do it. Yeah, push it up. You're weak. You're weak. There. I'm short. [00:28:51] Speaker A: Guys, I'm so sorry. We're being so dramatic and stuff right now. [00:28:56] Speaker C: Yeah, you all still ain't taller than me. [00:28:58] Speaker A: Whatever. [00:28:59] Speaker B: Please help me. Fine. [00:29:02] Speaker C: I'll just lower my chair for you all. Lower your chair. Amir. Beer like everyone else, please. [00:29:10] Speaker B: I'm not lowering my chair. That was me by accident. [00:29:15] Speaker C: Oh. [00:29:19] Speaker B: I don't know why that keeps happening. [00:29:22] Speaker C: If you could see Amir's face right now, you can tell that he's tired, he has bags under his eyes, and he's only eleven years old. I really don't understand these kids. Are you not sleeping? [00:29:32] Speaker A: No. I have to wake up at 05:00 in the morning. Do you think I'm sleeping? [00:29:36] Speaker C: Then you need to go to bed earlier. [00:29:38] Speaker A: I go to bed at 09:00 why. [00:29:40] Speaker C: Are you still tired then? [00:29:42] Speaker A: It's a good 8 hours, but still. Is Adam your dad come back with no freshman? I'll call him. [00:29:53] Speaker B: I'll call him. I did not mean to do that. [00:29:59] Speaker A: Okay, can we move on, please? Yeah, go Edison. Can we move on, please? Thank you. [00:30:09] Speaker C: Edison's going to go get refreshments for us. Because he's a w brother. Unlike some other brothers I know. [00:30:16] Speaker B: What did I do? [00:30:17] Speaker A: All right, Braylon, while we wait for Edison to get back, please explain to. [00:30:20] Speaker B: Me what I did to upset you. [00:30:22] Speaker C: Why does microphone don't be microphoning? [00:30:25] Speaker A: I don't know. Please tell me what I did to upset you. [00:30:29] Speaker C: You ain't did, bruh. [00:30:35] Speaker A: Just leave it alone. Just raise it like that. [00:30:40] Speaker D: Yes, ma'am. [00:30:41] Speaker C: You ain't got no questions? [00:30:42] Speaker D: No. [00:30:45] Speaker B: You thought he was. [00:30:46] Speaker C: You had me. [00:30:47] Speaker D: No, I didn't. I was talking about yesterday. [00:30:51] Speaker C: This bootleg podcast. Freshman. No drinks. [00:30:59] Speaker B: Yeah, no drinks. [00:31:02] Speaker A: Do we need to bring dad on the podcast to talk about this? Yeah, let's bring dad on here for a second. Yeah, I think so. Are you on mic for put your headphones on. Okay. [00:31:18] Speaker C: We're talking about literally nothing. [00:31:19] Speaker A: Yeah, no, because they're going off topic. She talking about Edison is a w brother. [00:31:25] Speaker C: Because he is a w brother. He wanted to look at my license and Amir didn't. [00:31:30] Speaker A: Because I said I didn't need proof. Okay. I believe that you drove in a car before. [00:31:34] Speaker C: I told him he was too short to reach the pedals, Amir. Because he said. I know that. [00:31:42] Speaker D: I was wondering when he's going to put my volume up, son. [00:31:45] Speaker A: I'm sorry, I forgot. Anyways, moving on. We were just talking about upcoming breaks. Speaking of which, you can't break for summer break because I want to break from school summer and then skip the. [00:32:02] Speaker D: Whole break like you got fall break coming up in a week and then. [00:32:05] Speaker B: I'm going to throw break. [00:32:07] Speaker C: Winter break, winter break. [00:32:08] Speaker A: Second winter break, second winter break time. [00:32:11] Speaker D: Yeah, we got winter break coming up in a week. Next week is the last week in winter break. And then in April is spring break. [00:32:19] Speaker A: It's like we have two winter breaks. [00:32:21] Speaker C: Why? [00:32:22] Speaker D: They don't. Year round modified school. [00:32:25] Speaker B: They're what? [00:32:25] Speaker D: On year round school. So they get a break. [00:32:29] Speaker C: What are you talking about? You're ready for summer. [00:32:31] Speaker D: Well, summer, they get like a month. Like, they get out the end of May and they go back in July. [00:32:40] Speaker B: That is July 31. [00:32:42] Speaker C: I know, right? Well, you got my brother in that school. [00:32:45] Speaker D: That's all. Schools are going to that now. The majority of the schools in the state are doing that now. [00:32:50] Speaker B: That is so unfair. [00:32:54] Speaker A: I hate it. It's been happening since COVID Dad, we. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Need to go to another school. [00:32:58] Speaker A: Since COVID Yeah. [00:33:02] Speaker D: Fight the power. [00:33:04] Speaker C: I had something to say and fight the power. [00:33:10] Speaker D: So, since you just pulled me in, did you give your sister an applause for her? [00:33:18] Speaker B: No, he. [00:33:20] Speaker A: Oh, sorry. [00:33:22] Speaker B: Yay. [00:33:26] Speaker C: No, he did not. It's kind of late. [00:33:29] Speaker D: It's kind of late. [00:33:30] Speaker B: Yeah, sorry. [00:33:32] Speaker A: The great sister Braylon. [00:33:37] Speaker B: Why are you looking at me like that? [00:33:41] Speaker C: Edison is a w. Hype man. [00:33:43] Speaker D: He is a hype man because he's. [00:33:45] Speaker C: A hyper child and you're not good. You should get some energy from Edison. [00:33:51] Speaker B: I'm tired. [00:33:52] Speaker A: I played a basketball game today. I ate a lot of food today. No, this lady seriously packed. No, I went to this mall to get some japanese food. This lady put so much food in the tray, I had enough. [00:34:05] Speaker C: Because that's how asian people do it. They're very generous with their food. [00:34:08] Speaker A: True. I had enough for lunch, a snack, and dinner. [00:34:12] Speaker B: And whenever we sound very ungrateful. Whenever we get home, we are going. [00:34:17] Speaker C: To eat our thing. [00:34:18] Speaker A: She could barely close the thing. I thought it was going to spill. [00:34:20] Speaker B: That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I honestly thought that it was. [00:34:22] Speaker C: Going to burst open. [00:34:24] Speaker D: Say what? [00:34:26] Speaker C: Amir sounds ungrateful. [00:34:29] Speaker B: I thought that it was going to burst. What? [00:34:32] Speaker A: I am not ungrateful, but. Okay, can we move on now? [00:34:36] Speaker B: Whenever me and Amir get home, we are eating that for dinner. What? [00:34:41] Speaker A: How many times I told you about interrupting me? [00:34:44] Speaker B: You weren't talking. [00:34:47] Speaker A: I was about to start talking. [00:34:50] Speaker B: I didn't hear you talking. [00:34:52] Speaker C: Yeah, he didn't hear you talking. [00:34:55] Speaker A: What is this rebellion against me on my own show? [00:35:00] Speaker B: Everything. [00:35:01] Speaker C: Got to have some drama. [00:35:02] Speaker A: What is this rebellion going on? [00:35:04] Speaker B: Everything. [00:35:06] Speaker A: I respect it, but still. Anyways, so we put off a topic earlier because we could not decide on. [00:35:15] Speaker B: Youtuber of the week. Sorry. [00:35:18] Speaker A: Anybody got any ideas on that? [00:35:20] Speaker B: No. Like I said, I know I don't watch the youtubers I watch. [00:35:24] Speaker A: What youtubers do you watch? [00:35:26] Speaker B: Because you didn't tell us. [00:35:26] Speaker A: How do you know we don't watch it if you don't tell us? [00:35:29] Speaker C: Because I based it off of Edison's list. Mr. B's? [00:35:35] Speaker B: Who else did you say? I said Mr. Beast phase rug. Fortnite videos. Mr. B's phase rug. Is that it? No. Well, we're not about to go through the list again. [00:35:51] Speaker A: Please? No. Please? No. Please? No. We're not RBT and Okodre. [00:35:56] Speaker C: Okay, here's a very common youtuber. Have you guys heard of Corey X. Kenshin? [00:35:59] Speaker A: No. [00:36:02] Speaker B: Wait, let me see his picture. Just to see. [00:36:07] Speaker A: I like to watch cooking. [00:36:08] Speaker B: I like to watch cooking videos. [00:36:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I've heard of him. I've never seen his channel, but I've heard him. Oh, my God. [00:36:15] Speaker C: Edison, we need to educate you. [00:36:17] Speaker B: What? [00:36:18] Speaker A: He watches all the YouTube in the world. He barely watches Netflix, Hulu, anything. [00:36:23] Speaker B: It's because I can't watch Netflix on my phone. [00:36:27] Speaker A: Oh, well. [00:36:28] Speaker B: Braylon. [00:36:29] Speaker C: Nothing to eat. Nothing. [00:36:34] Speaker B: Braylon. What? [00:36:37] Speaker C: Okay, so basically, I'm going to announce youtuber of the week. Youtuber of the week is, I would say, cory is Kenshin. If you don't know who that is. [00:36:46] Speaker A: You need some help. [00:36:48] Speaker C: Well, I wasn't going to say all that, because Edison doesn't need help, sir. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't need help. [00:36:53] Speaker C: I'm sorry. Youtuber of the week is Berlizi. You should look him up. He has over 2 million subscribers. He specializes in gaming videos, horror, sports. No, I'm not going to say sports. He does do a lot of Spider man videos. [00:37:12] Speaker A: Have you ever seen Ian Boggs? [00:37:14] Speaker C: No, but that's youtuber of the week belizey. [00:37:19] Speaker A: I'm letting her decide because she's. [00:37:24] Speaker B: All right. [00:37:25] Speaker C: Anyways, we're going to wrap it up. [00:37:26] Speaker A: All right, so before we wrap this up. Before. [00:37:33] Speaker C: Wrap it up. [00:37:36] Speaker A: Before we wrap. [00:37:37] Speaker C: Like a bow. [00:37:39] Speaker B: Yeah, like a bow. [00:37:43] Speaker C: On a present. [00:37:48] Speaker B: Under the Christmas tree. [00:37:49] Speaker C: Why did he finish my sentence? [00:37:53] Speaker A: Before I get mad, before we wrap this up, please tell me. Well, go on my instagram, because I'm going to start posting again. I haven't posted in a while, but before we go, I want to ask. Go and comment and tell me if Braylon should come back and if Edison should come back or not. [00:38:14] Speaker C: Why did you not invite your brother back? [00:38:17] Speaker A: He's been on four episodes. [00:38:19] Speaker B: Okay, Anne, invite us to wrap presents and be on this show again. What? Close it out, please. Okay, guys, bye. [00:38:33] Speaker A: Before my head blows, I'm about to wrap this show up. [00:38:36] Speaker C: Okay. [00:38:36] Speaker B: His head is going to explode. [00:38:39] Speaker A: Well, this is a good episode. New guest. Of course she's probably going to be in a few other episodes, maybe not straight like Edison and Zamir, but she will be back, I hope. And maybe we'll have some more topics to her interest. Yeah, and if not to talk about because not much has happened and that's normally the basis of this show what's happened and it has to be done what you talk about. But anyways, remember you can find me on all podcast platforms, comment, tell me if Edison and Braylon should come back or not and go check out my instagram for new posts and we'll see y'all next time. [00:39:15] Speaker C: Do people actually be commenting? [00:39:17] Speaker A: Yes. [00:39:17] Speaker C: Okay, I just want to know. [00:39:19] Speaker A: Peace. Edison, y'all. Edison is playing too much. [00:39:25] Speaker B: Bye. [00:39:26] Speaker A: All right, guys, peace. We will see y'all next time.

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